Take the red pill over taking the blue pill (4:1)
Eat a maggot-filled sandwich over going to school or work naked (3:1)
Be one meter taller than one meter shorter (4:1)
Be invisible OR be able to fly! (2:2)
Monday, November 19, 2007
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miRANDOM!
1. i just put a new air freshener in my bathroom, it smells great ... but has take over my WHOLE apartment - every nook! Now my head hurts! what's a girl to do. There should be some sort of modulator on that!
2. I have 3 bottles of shampoo in my shower with about one inch of shampoo in them. Why do i always use up the conditioner 1 week before the shampoo! Does this happen to anyone else!?
3. Sitting at my desk this morning, and i see there is a lady bug perched on my next kleenex coming out of my kleenex box. I didn't know what to do . I hate bugs. It's lame, i know. But if i grab the kleenex, he might fly around my room and land somewhere unknown. I couldn't handle that ... this is embarrassing ... i grabbed a plastic grocery bag and with one swift movement, i captured the whole box, top-down. quickly tied the bag .... shoved it into my already existing garbage bin ... tied that bag ... and took it to the garbage shoot. I know. I am not proud of my actions.
4. These last 3 days, i was in Toronto for the Ontario Hospital Association's conference. It was pretty good. the better part was spending time with an amazing friend. Got to chill at her place and see her classroom at her new school (she's a 5th grade teacher!) the not-so-better part was Toronto rush hour traffic. WOW. It took me 2 hours and 10 minutes to get from my friends place IN Toronto down ONE street to the Convention Centre where the conference was taking place. I ca not see myself living there in the future!!
2. I have 3 bottles of shampoo in my shower with about one inch of shampoo in them. Why do i always use up the conditioner 1 week before the shampoo! Does this happen to anyone else!?
3. Sitting at my desk this morning, and i see there is a lady bug perched on my next kleenex coming out of my kleenex box. I didn't know what to do . I hate bugs. It's lame, i know. But if i grab the kleenex, he might fly around my room and land somewhere unknown. I couldn't handle that ... this is embarrassing ... i grabbed a plastic grocery bag and with one swift movement, i captured the whole box, top-down. quickly tied the bag .... shoved it into my already existing garbage bin ... tied that bag ... and took it to the garbage shoot. I know. I am not proud of my actions.
4. These last 3 days, i was in Toronto for the Ontario Hospital Association's conference. It was pretty good. the better part was spending time with an amazing friend. Got to chill at her place and see her classroom at her new school (she's a 5th grade teacher!) the not-so-better part was Toronto rush hour traffic. WOW. It took me 2 hours and 10 minutes to get from my friends place IN Toronto down ONE street to the Convention Centre where the conference was taking place. I ca not see myself living there in the future!!
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